As a thank you for being a newsletter subscriber, I wanted to share my book, Chickens Can’t Fly. It’s one of my Silly Chicken series.

We have probably 30 to 40 chickens ourselves… I have no idea. I’m bad at counting and they’re often out of the coop or hiding somewhere with a clutch of eggs.

If you watch chicken enough, you’ll realize how silly they are. Great inspiration for a childrens’ picture book! But if you keep watching them, you’ll realize, wow, we’re not all that different. Maybe it should be called silly humans. Nah, chickens are funnier.


My books are available in three different formats:

Click a button to start download or you can type in the URL below the button into your browser.

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Which format should I download?

If you’re reading on an Apple device, iPad, iPhone, or Mac, I recommend EPUB. It will open in your Books app (formerly iBooks). The Books app comes installed on your iOS device, but if you deleted it, you can get it again from the App Store.

If you’re reading on an android device, I recommend XPUB. You will need to download the free app, PubReader on Google Play to open XPUB files.

There is also an iOS version of PubReader in the App Store.


If there’re any problems with EPUB or XPUB, the PDF is available.

I’m reading this email on my computer or phone, but I want to read your book on my tablet.

Below each button above is a URL. Type in exact URL on your tablet’s browser and it will start downloading. After it finishes downloading, you can open it in Books or PubReader.

If you’re using PubReader, you can use PubReader’s “Scan QR code” to download by scanning this QR code:


Can I use my Kindle app?

No. Unfortunately, the Kindle app really messes up picture books that are side loaded (books not purchased from Amazon.)

Your book smells like chicken poop.

Hmmm… Try resetting your device. You might also be low on memory or space.

Can you reset and fix my device for me?

No. I’m too busy fixing what the goats are breaking!


But if nothing is working, just email me. I’ll do my best to figure it out for you.

E. B. Adams

If you like the book and would like the whole 5 book series. You can buy the Silly Chicken Bundle and use this coupon code to get 50% off:


(The coupon only works with the Silly Chicken Bundle. Not with each individual ebook.)